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Quote from President Clinton: "I did not have sexual relations with this woman below me!"


Quote from Intern Monica Lewinsky: "Wow, this website is just like the White House--I'm under Bill with my mouth wide open!"


Quote From Vice President Yosemite Sam: "OOOOOOO I hate that rabbit!"


Quote from Seceratary of State Janet Reno: "If Hillary ever decides to leave Bill, she always has my huge d*ck to ride on!"


Quote From War Seceratry Binzathon Warchester: "Why am I even here?"


Quote from Representive of the full Cabinet Lionel Jefferson: "Word to dat, jived turkey! We's gonna bring some class into this b-i-atch!"