|UNA Site| |UNA Council of Relations| |UNA President and Cabinet| |UNA Army| |UNA Goals| |Watch the war!| |Froka's War Journal| |Samson's War Journal| |UNA Messageboard| The goals of the UNA are simple:To get recognized as a powerful continent of the world, and to destroy John Stamos and the rest of the "new" Full House bastards. General Nickishi Samson, Jr. has been working diligently day in and day out to fight Stamos and the rest of them. Along side the General, UNA's #1 Lt. Boberino Froka has also been doing hand to hand combat with the enemy.

A quote from Froka: "We don't want to fight; I represent all of the United Africans when I say that. I am happy to say that we are progressing, and Stamos seems to be backing off a bit. What hit us the hardest is when he came back on TV with that new 10-10-220 number or whatever. Because as we found out from Dave(Coulier), that was the plan, to get his face back on TV little by little, THEN ask the networks for the new FH. I had sex with Samson's mom! WHOOOOO!!!!!!" After this, Froka had a seizure and hasn't touched Samson's mom since.