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Quote from Seceratary of State Janet Reno: "If Hillary ever decides to leave Bill, she always has my huge d*ck to ride on!"

Robust and more hairy than any man on this planet, Janet Reno has made a name for herself by speaking in a very low voice, being over 7 feet tall, and a main reason why people don't look at porn anymore. To just think of the fact that Jenna Jameson and Janet Reno share the same gender completely gives any man a "limp biscuit" at the thought. Why we have an army is anyone's guess, as Janet herself is probably larger then any COUNTRY, let alone their armies. She may possibly be a lesbian, as no man could ever fill the kinda void that Reno's vagina invites.