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Quote from President Clinton: "I did not have sexual relations with this woman below me!"

President Clinton is the former President of the United States of America, turned to the true place to be, the United Nations of Africa. Unlike the United States, the Nations' fully believes in letting him cheat on his wife in the square office. We don't care, as long as he helps us defeat Stamos and the rest of those bastards who are trying to create the new Full House. Personally, we at the website don't know or care about stats for President Clinton; in fact, we can't even remember where he's from right now. But we know that with him as our president, we will be sure to leave a stain on one of Stamos' best suits!