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Quote from Intern Monica Lewinsky: "Wow, this website is just like the White House--I'm under Bill with my mouth wide open!"

Monica Lewinksy made her name known in the headlines in 1998 when it was found out that she gave some nooky knocking to Bill Clinton under his desk while he was President of the United States of America. She was fat at that time, so we are still wondering WHY Clinton would do it! But now she has lost weight, and has been seen going into the square office on various occasions--to make Bill feel more at home, we assume. If Hillary hears about this, we didn't tell you!