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July, 12, 2006:
SAMSON GETS HITCHED, UNA STYLE

July, 12, 2006:
FROKA'S WAR JOURNAL HAS BEEN UPDATED!

HOLY SH*T, NEW BREAKING HEADLINE:WE ARE LOCATED ON SATELLITE! Click to read

BREAKING HEADLINE:BUSH HOLDS SAM HOSTAGE Click to read

August 03, 2005:
New Anti-Olsen's website, launched by UNA Affiliate Juanita Brothelstein

March 27th, 2009:

So, you came to this site expecting something "weird;" something "out of the ordinary," border lining on complete absurdity!? Well, I think it's pretty obvious that you have found the most important cause since your mother's rectal exam for butt cancer.....THE UNITED NATIONS OF AFRICA!!!!!! The war still rages on against John Stamos and the rest of the bastards of the "new" Full House, and while many deaths, famines, tragedies, and LOTS OF WILD PARTIES have went down since the last time we updated you on our struggles, we are quite content to say that......we f*cked up. It turns out that all of the speculation, all of the trash talk, and all of the definite facts have turned out to be false. Besides the fact that John Stamos was associated with a show called Full House, there is absolutely not one factual bit of information on this page. This whole thing was actually a bad joke created by Nick(Nickishi Samson) and Bobby(Boberino Froka) in elementary school. We apoligize for any misinformation you may have received while viewing this page, and we would like to apoligize to Mr. Stamos for any possible bad publicity that could be associated with him due to web searches with his name on it....


SIKE! MOTHERF*CKER, YOU WISH WE'D GIVE UP THAT EASY! I AM MAKING IT A PERSONAL GOAL OF MINE TO TAKE YOUR OVERLY GREASED UP HEAD AND SHOVE IT UP JANET RENO'S GIGANTIC ANUS WHILE PLAYING THE FULL HOUSE THEME ON A KAZOO, WITH GENERAL SAMSON WATCHING ON AND TOUCHING HIMSELF AS HE'S PLAYING CRASH BANDICOOT! AND THAT'S NINTENDO 64 STYLE, NONE OF THAT GAME CUBE SH*T!!!! I've actually dreamed of this, it's a fantasy of mine...it turns me on, Stamos. YOU'RE GONNA GET R*PED....WITH ROCKET LAUNCHERS!!!

Sincerelly yours,

UNA's # Lt., Boberino Froka!
Down below is a picture of me and one member of those whores, the Olsen twins fighting to a bloody climax. Stay tuned to the UNA site for more details.